Laugh. Out. Loud.

If I ever took a philosophy class i would fail it immediately because every time we will learn something new I would be like “wwooaah that was deep”

sometimes my sarcasm is so advanced that people think i am dumb

the worse part is you cannot really explain it to them either

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

(via memoirs-of-a-fucktard)

what if Physics allowed us to look inside waves? kinda like x raying xrays. We would be like “oh look at this x ray. I wonder what it looks like on the inside. Oh wait I can just x ray it”

sometimes i surprise myself with a bit of intelligence just to see how dumb I really am

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via laughcentre)

catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

(via theanguishedone)

saboobnah:

bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you

(via ladeedas)

Also on the first day of 5th grade, I can remember clearly how our bus driver told us that he was going to be waiting for us behind the school (since there was a lot of traffic in the front). And my friend (zawahir) and I had to run all the way back to the bus after we accidently went to the front. 

It’s just weird how I can remember all that but not remember other important stuff. 

Memory Problems

It’s weird how I remember the smallest details from the past but I forget the important ones. Like I can remember that on my first flight I ordered orange juice because my sister ordered it but I cannot remember my friends from 6th grade. I can remember that when my dad got back from Dubai he brought this plastic toy that looked like a banana and I was intrigued by it (i was 7 or 8) but I cannot remember my grandmother. 

It’s just sad.